Welcome to the b3ta archive of Dr. When. Firstly, if you don't know what b3ta is, I'd suggest a visit or little of this will make sense. In a nutshell, if you've ever received an amusing image via email, the chances are pretty good that it originated from the b3ta messageboard.

Visit b3ta Linky here.

Some of the images on this site (and indeed b3ta) are offensive, may contain profanity, and will possibly stretch the definition of "good humour" somewhat. This site is intended for people with a broad and robust sense of humour. If you are easily offended, don't like kittens, or can't tell the difference between irony and bigotry - then please go away.

Having said that, I've enjoyed creating all of these images and few should actually offend anyone. I hope you find them amusing. I've tried to categorise them as best I can, but some defy categorisation. There's loads of them, so if you're on dial-up you're going to get bored very quickly.

Proceed

See also:
Planet Simon
Aren't - it's like ART, but different.

Recent Virals: The images for Chavopoly (also seen on Sky TV), BMW Product Recall and Piaggio Scooters are doing the rounds at the moment. Hooray! Let me know if any of my other stuff has gone Viral or you've seen it somewhere prominent (i.e: stolen by a newspaper).

© Just a quick note on copyright - I don't copyright or digitally sign my images for various reasons, and you're free to save them and send them to your mates. However, anyone stealing my bandwidth will get a little visit from special ISP "Gentlemen" with flat noses and criminal records - so no hotlinking. Use of the images is free for non-commercial use: If you're a large multinational media group and you want to use the images (or offer me a fantastic, well paid and easy creative job) then email me first before stealing my ideas. I might be able to cut you a very reasonable deal.