Welcome to the Homestead Page of Dr. When at Planet Simon.

During your visit, you will be able to share the thoughts of Dr. When: Some thoughts so deep, several expeditions of native bearers have been lost trying to plumb them. Some thoughts will be so shallow, as to prevent the drowning of lowly orphans. In reality these pages are simply an electrical sketch-book, so they aren't really supposed to make sense.

And, by jove, here is a way to get in touch via the miracle of the Imperial Telegraphical Interweb:

Send a telegram, by Jove!

Designing Pamphlets for the Imperial Telegraphical Interweb.
If you like what you see, I am available for slapdash web-design on a non-professional basis. I only design websites if I'm interested in the subject/theme or I am involved with the content.

Previous projects have included music festivals, sites for bands, historical re-enactment groups and theatre companies.

As this kind of web design isn't my business (I spend all day working with dreary business websites), I do not take financial reimbursement for my efforts. However, I do accept free tickets, guest passes, high quality alcoholic beverages, fine foods and period artifacts - all of which are very welcome.

Here's a few examples:
www.ecorcheur.co.uk
www.periodfencers.co.uk
www.sword-dance.co.uk
www.silchestermusicfestival.org
Also these chappies, still under construction by hardy-handed sons of toil, are forthcoming:
www.flutefairies.co.uk
www.bespoke-period-costume.co.uk

One can also purchase amusingly imprinted commoner's vests from here:

Planet Simon Apparellel Universe